Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Call Me The Bail-Peedo™

September 25th 2007 1:21 pm
This summer the weather's been BRUTAL and I don't get to go swimming nearly as much as I'd like. Those jokers Britta and Deb at day care took a picture of me swimming laps in one of the 2 pools in the yard and just look at me: my form is terrific and there's very little water placement (considering), but don't you think I'd look better on one of those lap pools you see Rowdy Gaines advertising on TV? They have a constant current and you can swim and swim for hours. At least I could. Oh, that would be great. I wouldn't even have to *go* anywhere, really; just give me a vigorous toweling off afterwards & then play a little tug-of-war. And you could put a roof on it & heat it up a little so I could swim in the winter. Yay! (Or at least get a pool with a deep end. I mean, c'mon.)

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