What the heck..?? Someone call the ASPCA: This cone is the pits. Whose idea was this?? Like I can't be trusted not to rub the spot of the incision on my eye?
OK, so I can't. My eye feels funny--of course I'm gonna rub it!
Of course Louise *had* to take a pic of me wearing the stupid cone. "Comfy Cone" my butt. Get this thing offa me!
Don't tell her, but: I'm gonna bite Louise in the middle of the night. And I'll point at Nestle so Louise will think Nestle did it.
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