This is not a paid endorsement (but I wouldn't mind being asked).

Like all of you, I don’t like taking a bath & having a comb-out (and I can’t wait ‘til the girls install a heating system so I can take a WARM shower in the driveway for a change), but the ecstatic reactions I get from humans afterwards make it worthwhile.  Yes, this is another of my beauty tips: when someone forces a bath on you, make sure she uses Wen Cleansing Conditioner.  It doesn’t lather & it doesn’t sting my eyes when the water runs into them.  Pro tip: use the Tea Tree Oil formula; it keeps fleas & ticks away.  It makes my fur super-silky & shiny & soft, and getting nuzzled on my neck feels fantastic.