Many of you have expressed care & concern for Louise
ever since she had her shoulder surgically repaired last week, and I’m happy to
report she’s doing very well! I didn’t
say anything about it earlier because, well, I didn’t know how it related to
ME. I asked myself, “Where is there room
for me in this story?” And I found
it. Louise is petting me only half as
much as I require. Yeah, her arm’s been
busted up for months now, but after the surgery it was completely dead. I mean immobile. Flabby-like.
And even though she’s off the painkillers, she’s still not giving me
what I want—she’s not even opening the cans of wet food at meal times! So I’m filing a complaint w/the AMA for
malpractice. (”Abandonment of affection”
I think it’s called.)
Otherwise, Louise is no longer wearing the sling & she
has already started working out the arm lightly. So, enough w/the phone calls, texts &
posts in her wall. If she isn’t healed
enough to be there for me, she certainly doesn’t have the strength or mobility to
keep in touch w/all of you, alright? I
mean, come on.
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