Wow, this is so dumb, only Nestle could’ve come up with it: Nestle
likes honeydew melon, but not cantaloupe.
What? I know! Nestle has demonstrated time & again that
she doesn’t like cantaloupe. (For some
fool reason, Thelma keeps offering her small pieces whenever she gives some to
me; I guess she doesn’t want that mutt to feel left out or something. Pul-leez.)
But today, Herself deemed a small piece of honeydew suitable for
consumption. And then she had another
piece. And another--and another. Which means *I* got hardly any. Whenever Nestle likes something I like, I get
only half as much. It's simple math, people.
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