God *wants* me to lick my scabs!

Would you look at this?  Just LOOK at this!!  I tried to heal my leg wound(s) the way the Lord intended, and I got The Cone of Shame thrown on my head.  I was doing what my wise and noble ancestors have done for millennia, but apparently that's not good enough for Some People.  Have you ever seen a wolf in the wild wearing a stupid e-collar?  Verily, you have not.  HMMPH.