I wonder if they can make me stronger...faster...

Guys, they managed to drag me into the vet's office against my wishes and I've got to contend w/this big purple cast for one more week.  I told the doc I'm getting around a lot better & she said my post-surgical report was excellent.  Next week I'm gonna ask if she can make my leg bionic so I can climb trees to catch these stupid squirrels that've been terrorizing the neighborhood.  I'm sick of them hiding in the high branches & dropping acorns on my head.  Don't you hate that??