Thanks to Thelma’s green thumb, we’ve got a bunch of flowers
& plants around the house & in the yard. They’re beautiful & they smell great
& I like that. But. Yesterday I noticed she was looking longingly
at something called Purple Catmint (what?!) on one of those gardening
shows. (It's called WHAT??) The guy was blabbing about how it’s
compact & pretty & keeps aphids away & it smells nice & repels
flies & mosquitoes. “It’s 10 times
stronger than DEET!” he said. Well, we’re all
just gonna have to get bitten. I had to put
a heavy paw on Thelma’s lap to startle her & knock the pen out of hand
before she could write the item number down.
‘Cause there’s no WAY I’m inviting cats into our yard. What was she thinking?? Outrageous.
(I know!!)
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