You guys, I am in exile—in my own home! And it’s not even my fault! Last night I was sleeping under the stars on
my deck when I heard something fat & ugly rustling in the backyard. So Louise agreed to wake up & let me
outside & I went on the attack. I
take my guard duties very seriously & I am on-call 24 hours a day. But what I didn’t expect was to see an ARMED,
fat, skunk-striped cat cowering behind the bushes. It Maced me, yo! Seriously!
While I was blinded, it ran off & I staggered into the house. Then Louise wouldn’t let me upstairs! She & Thelma ran around mopping & wiping
& yelling “I can’t believe it!!” & dousing me w/some liquid—and then
they made me sleep on the patio all night!
I know! I’m calling the ASPCA
tomorrow--they really shouldn’t be off on holidays, considering that marauding
cats don’t take days off from being a menace to the neighborhood—and reporting
this vile creature. In the meantime,
however, I’m not allowed in the kitchen or the bedroom or upstairs or
anywhere. And I didn’t even DO
anything!!! (Anyway, this is what the
cat looked like. Don’t let the smile
fool you!)
Monday, September 3, 2012
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