Maybe one day she'll give me the whole slice!

Thelma’s cruisin’ for a bitin’.  Today she was on the phone w/a friend of hers who was obviously talking about a cat.  Thelma “ooh"-ed and “ahh"-ed over this cat’s alleged (& uncharacteristic) cuddliness and I was like “Oh no you DON’T.  Don’t you bring that thing in here!”  If Thelma hadn’t been rubbing my belly at that moment, I would have walked out.  Then, as if that wasn’t enough, I overheard her saying people who have dogs are those “who complain they have too much money & their houses are too clean!”  Har-har-HARRRR-dee-har-har.  Just for that I’m going to put my paws on the sofa while no one’s looking…unless she gives me the crust of her pizza slice.  Then we’re cool.  I’m quick to forgive.  (I can’t help it—it’s my nature.)