What in carnation is going on??

What a weird day.  First, a bunch of men showed up this morning & threw a blue plastic cloth over the entire house.  The living room had a groovy sky blue glow, but I couldn’t see out the windows, which is a problem for a guard dog.  Then they started hammering & making the house shake.  I thought we were were taking off & heading to Mars.  But when they finally left, I went out in the backyard & there were tarps & wooden planks all over the place—what a mess!  Maybe they’re building us an in-ground pool?  Or it could be Nestle & I are getting our own apartment.  But who’ll watch the girls?  So many questions…