I wonder if it's a fruit or a vegetable...

Stupid Nestle!  If it wasn’t for her bark-bark-barking while Thelma was outside playing in the dirt, no one ever would have known I’d jumped up on the counter & eaten that entire ripe avocado.  (Well, I couldn’t figure out how to eat the pit.  But the rind was pretty good and I didn't leave a single crumb on the floor.)  Anybody want a used, tattletale of a little sister?