Wednesday, May 8, 2013

"Thunder only happens when it's raining.." Well, duh.


Nestle is so dumb, you guys!  This afternoon at the first rumble of thunder, she went running over to Thelma in the other room--as if she could make it stop.  I keep telling Nestle thunder is nothing but a loud noise; it won’t hurt you or cause any damage.  No, what you really need to be worried about is lightning.  In an instant lightning can zap you & turn you into a crispy critter, like a forgotten mozzarella stick that’s been left in the fryer basket for 2 days.  If you get hit by lightning, all that’ll be left is a small pile of smoking fur & toenails.  But that didn’t calm her down.  I tried my best.

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